HYPODERMIC HYPE?

NO HEAD THIS MORNING

BLURB FROM KHOU
HOUSTON -- Homicide detectives said a headless body was found floating in a canal along Hammerly in west Houston.

According to the Houston Police Department, the discovery was made during the day Monday west of Beltway 8 and just north of I-10.

Investigators said it wasn't clear how long the body had been there, but it appeared to be badly decomposed.

The medical examiner will determine the cause of death.

CLEARLY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

ROMANCE DANCE

MURDER/SUICIDE
AND VAGUE REPORTING IN HOUSTON.
"Authorities at the scene did not identify the man or the woman but said they were both adults." 
- Houston Chronicle
READ IT AND LEARN NOTHING!

MCSTABNALDS

It's not that I have anything against McDonalds. Aside from poisonous food and deceitful marketing I think they really have their shit together.  
There are 888,888 Houston area McDonalds locations and each one is uniquely grotesque if not from an aesthetic/health standpoint, then certainly from a sociopolitical standpoint.

After viewing this video I'd like to offer some unsolicited socially biased politically slanted speculation, but I won't.  Why would a man stab another man inside a sacred american trademark location? It boggles the mind...