UNKNOWN CHEMICAL HAZARD?

REPOST OF BLURB FROM CHRONICLE

Firefighters are investigating a puddle containing an unknown chemical substance in south Houston, authorities said.

Callers reported a puddle containing an unknown chemical substance on the ground outside of a white building in 4700 Griggs around 4:38 p.m. Houston Fire Department spokesman Capt. Ruy Lozano said callers reported that the substance was causing eye irritation.

A HFD Hazmat is at the scene. No further information was immediately available.

 No further INFO? Big surprise! It's Probably THE STUFF!

WHY YES THE SWAT TEAM IS ALWAYS AN OPTION

130 Armed Houston Heroes stood off against a single young man with a knife and were heroes when they were heroically able to subdue him after he allegedly stabbed someone else.

ROMANCE DANCE

MURDER/SUICIDE
AND VAGUE REPORTING IN HOUSTON.
"Authorities at the scene did not identify the man or the woman but said they were both adults." 
- Houston Chronicle
READ IT AND LEARN NOTHING!

MCSTABNALDS

It's not that I have anything against McDonalds. Aside from poisonous food and deceitful marketing I think they really have their shit together.  
There are 888,888 Houston area McDonalds locations and each one is uniquely grotesque if not from an aesthetic/health standpoint, then certainly from a sociopolitical standpoint.

After viewing this video I'd like to offer some unsolicited socially biased politically slanted speculation, but I won't.  Why would a man stab another man inside a sacred american trademark location? It boggles the mind...